Ashley. Katchadourian. You were supposed to be watching the door. YOU. WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN? THESE ARE A LITTLE GIRL’S ARMS. A LITTLE GIRL WITH DREAMS, WITH LEGS, WITH A HEAD. SHE’S A PENCIL. SHE’S A SWIZZLE STICK! YOU CAN USE HER AS A POOL NOODLE! AND NOW I’M HOLDING UP HER ARMS! I’M HOLDING THEM BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T WATCH THE DOOR. A GIRL LOST HER ARMS, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. A GIRL LOST HER FUCKING ARMS. DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED WHILE YOU WERE IN PEARL HARBOR? SEEING A FUCKING JAPANESE MUSEUM? WE HAD OUR OWN PEARL HARBOR HERE TODAY. OH MY GOD. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US? YOU LITERALLY BOMBED US! LIKE THE JAPANESE YOU ARE. AND ME. I’M BEN AFFLECK. I’M BEN AFFLECK, AND I’M HOLDING TWO FUCKING GIRL’S ARMS. AND YOU’RE CUBA GOODING JUNIOR, DISAPPOINTING EVERYBODY. LIVE WITH THAT
HEY WRITER FRIENDS
there’s this amazing site called realtimeboardwhich is like a whiteboard where you can plan and draw webs and family trees and timelines and all that sort of stuff. you can also insert videos, documents, photos, and lots of other things. you can put notes and post-its and, best of all, you can invite other people to be on the board with you and edit together!!
this is really really awesome and a great tool for novel planning, so if you’re doing nanowrimo…. this could be good for you!!
i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building
Moon & Stars Part I
so i wanted to start a revolution
so obviously i went on omegle looking for potential revolutionaries
ok let me try again
that’s not exactly what i was looking for but
dang i thought i was getting somewhere
yES I HAVE FOUND SOMEONE TO JOIN IN MY CRUSADE
I feel like I could cry.
DO YOU WANT TO GET PAID FOR PLAYING APPS
There’s this thing called feature points and basically what you do is you play apps and for each app, feature points gives you points and you can redeem the points into Amazon, iTunes gift cards or Paypal.
And every app that you download, you get 1 extra chance to win a xBox one
I don’t use amazon or iTunes so I got paypal instead, see!
HOW TO SIGN UP
To sign up go to featurepoints.com on your iphone/andriod phone to start with 0 points, or use this link http://featu.re/PNHL3R to get 50 bonus points when you sign up
OR use the referral code PNHL3R to get 50 bonus points if you dont use the link above
++ If you did this, please like this post so I can check out your blog!
and if you have any questions, feel free to check the faq or inbox me!
omg I just made $5 at lunch from downloading apps wtf
Just bought Beyonce’s new album with the iTunes card I got from this. Fucking love you Jason :D
this is probably the best thing i joined since tumblr. Thank you so much.
I never knew I could make money for doing what I regularly do, this is genius!
this is actually so good i’ve made over $50 from this!
Magician James Galea’s Unbelievable Trick
THE FUCK KIND OF BLACK MAGIC DID I JUST WITNESS?!
I am CRAZY about this song.. seriously.. Can hear it on repeat for days..
one direction saying
they’re not your baby boyband: a masterpost (and sarcastic exposé)
There is never not a time to say fuck
So i decided to do one of these and yeah. This happened.
This one time a few months ago my friends lung detached and word got around quickly and me and him were talking one day and the girl behind me went ‘how’s your liver, I heard it broke off or something’ and if that doesn’t show how dumb people are idk what does
Reblog if you love One Direction
Look the notes
if you don’t reblog this; then why are you even here!?
If you don’t reblog..
if you don’t reblog
Oh so there is more of us?
the fucking notes
this is the meaning of life.